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It isn’t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It’s only necessary...
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All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and...
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What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
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A precedent embalms a principle.
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Formal education will make you a living self-education will make you a fortune.
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Were I a nightingale, I would act the part of a nightingale were I...