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Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children.
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These days people seek knowledge, not wisdom. Knowledge is of the past, wisdom is...
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When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
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Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world...