Quote #5053
The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make...
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All zoos actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon...
Quote #24489
He is as mad as a March hare.
Quote #18314
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Quote #19666
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Quote #32779
The way to succeed is to double your error rate.
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize...
Quote #1164
There is no limit to stupidity. Space itself is said to be bounded by...
Quote #11315
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
Quote #30969
To know and to act are one and the same.