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My mother groan’d, my father wept Into the dangerous world I leapt, Helpless, naked,...
Quote #20881
My salad days, When I was green in judgment.
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The only comfort comes in thinking about how nice it was to know them,...
Quote #19336
If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as...
Quote #1582
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #10568
So divinely is the world organized that every one of us, in our place...
Quote #5651
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the...
Quote #8642
The difficult child is the child who is unhappy. He is at war with...
Quote #3472
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...