Quote #3091
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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The true test of character is not how much we know how to do,...
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The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and...
Quote #13765
To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult;...
Quote #26078
Man masters nature not by force, but by understanding.
Quote #21112
To exclude from positions of trust and command all those below the age of...
Quote #6120
Let grace and goodness be the principal loadstone of thy affections. For love which...
Quote #32134
You simply *must* stop taking advice from other people.
Quote #18860
It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked,...