Quote #6239
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Quote #7642
In necessary things, unity; in doubtful things, liberty; in all things, charity.
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #4433
It is possible to fail in many ways…while to succeed is possible only in...
Quote #30260
We protest against unjust criticism, but we accept unearned applause.
Quote #12818
He who is caught in a lie is not believed when he tells the...
Quote #16745
Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what...
Quote #30976
There are three things which if one does not know, one cannot live long...
Quote #5272
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we...
Quote #2537
When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to...