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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books...
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If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome if you believe the theologians, nothing...
Quote #26214
You call it madness, but I call it love.
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If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at...
Quote #5630
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #18637
If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop...
Quote #32056
No birth certificate is issued when friendship is born. There is nothing tangible. There...
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I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I...
Quote #26841
A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...