Quote #1463
People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.
Quote #3191
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea,...
Quote #30903
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
Quote #13377
Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator...
Quote #23211
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and...
Quote #31487
In your clothes avoid too much gaudiness do not value yourself upon an embroidered...
Quote #10801
Spring is the time of the year, when it is summer in the sun...
Quote #2226
It is not true that life is one damn thing after another- it is...
Quote #2460
Why does a small tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and s substantial...
Quote #19516
Art is a lie that makes us realize truth.