Quote #3498
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
Quote #20534
In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...
Quote #12473
The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.
Quote #34115
He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he...
Quote #5273
Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
Quote #17205
Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.
Quote #7765
Ready tears are a sign of treachery, not of grief.
Quote #20069
Someone’s boring me. I think it’s me.
Quote #6619
Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
Quote #10677
All art is quite useless.