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When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
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Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid’s head It’s the size...
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #7464
When you are obliged to make a statement that you know will cause displeasure,...
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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass...
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Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have 50 million but I was just...
Quote #6031
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Quote #16381
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Quote #24961
It is not I who have been consigned to the bedroom of history.
Quote #8254
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.