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It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job it’s a depression when you...
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Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of.
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It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
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This started off as a father-daughter adventure, and it’s gotten wonderfully out of hand…I’m...
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If you marry you will regret it. If you do not marry you will...
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Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the...
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A man should not leave this earth with unfinished business. He should live each...
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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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Overlook our deeds, since you know that crime was absent from our inclination.
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My business is not to remake myself, But make the absolute best of what...