Quote #1500
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Quote #759
There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it.
Quote #19602
Spalding Smails This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You’re probably...
Quote #32106
The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before...
Quote #33553
The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.
Quote #2644
Indolence is a delightful but distressing state; we must be doing something to be...
Quote #15289
To be proud of learning is the greatest ignorance.
Quote #19512
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
Quote #9175
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
Quote #32452
Never be afraid to try something new remember amateurs built the ark, professionals built...