Quote #1525
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
Quote #18475
Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. As a peacemaker the...
Quote #13133
Things are never as bad as they seem.
Quote #25349
He is not drowning His sheep when He washeth them, nor killing them when...
Quote #30527
Democracy means not ‘I am as good as you are’ but ‘You are as...
Quote #135
Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one...
Quote #9482
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the...
Quote #12549
He loved humankind dearly and with all his heart, but he disliked most human...
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.