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One friend in a lifetime is much two are many three are hardly possible.
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Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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I know what pleasure is, for I have done good work.
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I always deserve the best treatment because I never put up with any other.
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.