Quote #20760
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest...
Quote #12315
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
Quote #25671
Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool...
Quote #15492
England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
Quote #9540
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose...
Quote #19286
I’m never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on...
Quote #33440
If you’re trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it’s a lot...
Quote #34831
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep...
Quote #12854
The laughter of a man is the contentment of God.
Quote #25386
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.