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Habits are safer than rules you don’t have to watch them. And you don’t...
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Look to this day For it is life, the very life of life. For...
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In this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it.
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Satire is focused bitterness.
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I like to think of my best moment on the job as quiet victories....
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Live life to the fullest tomorrow may never be.
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He that seeks trouble never misses.
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No one is free who has not obtained the empire of himself.