Quote #26119
Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience.
Quote #20391
A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can let...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #1270
I bet the human brain is a kludge.
Quote #31350
Christmas–that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it...
Quote #29819
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime...
Quote #13148
God gave us memories that we might have roses in December.
Quote #6162
Men, like nails, lose their usefulness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
Quote #4369
In soft regions are born soft men.
Quote #2796
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.