Quote #25212
A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad...
Quote #25230
I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #34744
Time for the weather report. It’s cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of...
Quote #11508
Which is worse: Hell or nothing?
Quote #4134
If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you...
Quote #12369
It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a...
Quote #15395
Falsehood is never so successful as when she baits her hook with truth, and...
Quote #14559
Some things have to be believed to be seen.
Quote #33800
You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...