Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #33449
A good friend of my son’s is a son to me.
Quote #17406
Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
Quote #13998
Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield.
Quote #10413
If you think education is expensive, Try Ignorance!!!
Quote #1137
The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change...
Quote #11266
Acting is a form of deception, and actors can mesmerize themselves almost as easily...
Quote #17781
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on...
Quote #7646
For the sword outwears its sheath, And the soul wears out the breast, And...
Quote #7361
Admonish thy friends in secret, praise them openly.