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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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To be nobody-but-yourself — in a world which is doing its best, night and...
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What actions are most excellent? To gladden the heart of human beings, to feed...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
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Whatever our creed, we feel that no good deed can by any possibility go...
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You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you...
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There is this difference between happiness and wisdom, that he that thinks himself the...
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The great secret of power is never to will to do more than you...