Quote #32810
It is a curious thing… that every creed promises a paradise which will be...
Quote #17458
Learning without thought is labor lost thought without learning is perilous.
Quote #5881
There are one-story intellects, two-story intellects, and three-story intellects with skylights. All fact collectors...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #29209
I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
Quote #15380
Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the...
Quote #6169
The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle...
Quote #29466
People don’t ask for facts in making up their minds. They would rather have...
Quote #13478
All who would win joy, must share it; happiness was born a twin.
Quote #8627
Big shots are only little shots who kept on shooting.