Quote #562
There are men I could spend eternity with. but not this life.
Quote #25499
I never said most of the things I said.
Quote #8737
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Quote #3945
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Quote #33093
Every one of us gets through the tough times because somebody is there, standing...
Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #33840
You can know the name of a bird in all the languages of the...
Quote #21179
Science advances through tentative answers to a series of more and more subtle questions...
Quote #3016
If you wouldst live long, live well, for folly and wickedness shorten life.