Quote #10423
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent...
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There are times when you have to choose between being a human and having...
Quote #14719
Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates...
Quote #27986
The wisest person is not the one who has the fewest failures but the...
Quote #3238
I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #12343
Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.
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As human beings, we are endowed with freedom of choice, and we cannot shuffle...
Quote #31152
A friend is someone who makes me feel totally acceptable.
Quote #28581
I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year’s fashions.