Quote #7574
The man who prefers his country before any other duty shows the same spirit...
Quote #2879
CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #3942
The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of...
Quote #7210
The drug that heals our sorrows forgetfulness.
Quote #9847
One person can have a profound effect on another. And two people…well, two people...
Quote #25390
Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.
Quote #27868
One who sees inaction in action, and action in inaction, is intelligent among men.
Quote #25600
As a man thinketh, so is he
Quote #17437
A clever man commits no minor blunders.