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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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We hand folks over to God’s mercy, and show none ourselves.
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People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must...
Quote #22461
Laws, like the spider’s webs, catch the flies and let the hawk go free.
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Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and...
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Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in...
Quote #13064
If not for fear, sin would be sweet.
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The more violent the body contact of the sports you watch, the lower your...
Quote #19236
Absence is to love what wind is to fire it extinguishes the small, it...
Quote #26709
Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.