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Today the world changes so quickly that in growing up we take leave not...
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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School days are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. They are...
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Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual...
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Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe.
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Don’t gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it...
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I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
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If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
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I can’t say I was ever lost, but I was bewildered once for three...
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Wherever the Turkish hoof trods, no grass grows.