Quote #18127
Pains of love be sweeter far Than all other pleasures are.
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The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out...
Quote #23772
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
Quote #882
I call that a scumhead.
Quote #34645
For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don’t...
Quote #21238
Seek ye first the good things of the mind, and the rest will either...
Quote #3571
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #30403
I love eulogies. They are the most moving kind of speech because they attempt...
Quote #14700
Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
Quote #19780
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose...