Quote #20983
I am not merry but I do beguile The thing I am, by seeming...
Quote #2340
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
Quote #17306
There is no sense in crying over spilt milk.
Quote #18183
Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs He alone suffers so...
Quote #31903
Try, try, try, and keep on trying is the rule that must be followed...
Quote #3105
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Quote #16979
Adopt the pace of nature.
Quote #31318
One man’s folly is another man’s wife.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #12747
God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the...