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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
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The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one...
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Where is there dignity unless there is honesty?
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Conscience is the perfect interpreter of life.
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Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
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When once a man has made celebrity necessary to his happiness, he has put...
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
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You must give some time to your fellow men. Even if it’s a little...
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
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Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...