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Water is the most neglected nutrient in your diet but one of the most...
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Pale Death with impartial tread beats at the poor man’s cottage door and at...
Quote #22468
I have impeached myself by resigning.
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If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind...
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Love the ones you can. Touch the ones you can reach. Let the others...
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Souls woven together by the gods can never be unraveled.
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From this day forward until the end of the world…we in it shall be...
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All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #18945
Sir, I say that justice is truth in action.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.