Quote #10677
All art is quite useless.
Quote #15255
It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test...
Quote #10602
I am here and you will know that I am the best and will...
Quote #30574
My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #4477
Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.
Quote #30139
If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody...
Quote #22313
Natural ability without education has more often raised a man to glory and virtue...
Quote #5835
Insanity destroys reason, but not wit.
Quote #33442
Adulthood isn’t an award they’ll give you for being a good child. You can...