Quote #3771
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
Quote #30190
Work hard, live cheap, and save your money.
Quote #7324
The test of every religious, political, or educational system is the man that it...
Quote #12691
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have...
Quote #2140
There are times when you have to choose between being a human and having...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #7528
You may deceive all the people part of the time, and part of the...
Quote #22378
We are punished by our sins, not for them.
Quote #14334
Fame comes only when deserved, and then is as inevitable as destiny, for it...
Quote #15621
The best way to end a war is not to begin it.