Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #2870
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
Quote #3278
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
Quote #20884
When griping grief the heart doth wound, and doleful dumps the mind opresses, then...
Quote #21917
Youth is not enough. And love is not enough. And success is not enough....
Quote #13371
From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step.
Quote #16777
In this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it.
Quote #16762
I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I...
Quote #22838
A student is not a professional athlete. … He is not a little politician...
Quote #10756
Never let the sense of past failure defeat your next step.