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Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
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Be open to your dreams, people. Embrace that distant shore. Because our mortal journey...
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We hold in our hands, the most precious gift of all: Freedom. The freedom...
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Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have...
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Do not judge men by mere appearances for the light laughter that bubbles on...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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I must be an optimist, because a pessimist is never disappointed.