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Marriage is the union of disparate elements. Male and female. Yin and yang. Proton...
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If a man knows not what harbour he seeks, any wind is the right...
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If you are successful, you may win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway.
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If men would consider not so much wherein they differ, as wherein they agree,...
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A well cultivated mind is made up of all the minds of preceding ages;...
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Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
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What should move us to action is human dignity the inalienable dignity of the...
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Washington is like a self-sealing tank on a military aircraft. When a bullet passes...
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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after...