Quote #21965
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though...
Quote #22440
If you would live healthy, be old early.
Quote #9954
I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance.
Quote #10656
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
Quote #21941
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
Quote #9970
Too many people overvalue what they are, and undervalue what they are not.
Quote #30042
Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #9562
Kindness is a mark of faith, and whoever is not kind has no faith.