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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest...
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It is well to give when asked but it is better to give unasked,...
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Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow.
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Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing age, which forgives itself everything, is...
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Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
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Comedy is allied to justice.
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It is terrifying to see how easily, in certain people, all dignity collapses. Yet...
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We have enough religion to hate each other, but not enough to love each...
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I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn’t poor,...
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.