Quote #11200
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.
Quote #6775
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Quote #31662
Throwing a fastball to Henry Aaron is like trying to sneak the sun past...
Quote #5026
Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the...
Quote #16584
All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and...
Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #6765
He talked with more claret than clarity.
Quote #217
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you...
Quote #11986
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Quote #18351
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.