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Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
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I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one’s own bat...
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We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #202
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity...
Quote #23887
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
Quote #23580
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
Quote #3004
Tell us your phobias, and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
Quote #29406
A year from now you may wish you had started today.
Quote #14134
You can make more friends in two months by becoming more interested in other...