Quote #11031
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #4160
By their own follies they perished, the fools.
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There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are...
Quote #27629
I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more...
Quote #11091
Whether we bring our enemies to justice or bring justice to our enemies, justice...
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #15726
A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit...
Quote #24541
Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.