Quote #10017
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Quote #12116
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...
Quote #8750
I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
Quote #3444
Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
Quote #6154
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical...
Quote #25107
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
Quote #10795
I guess you go too far when pianos try to be guitars.
Quote #25054
If you don’t run your own life, somebody else will.
Quote #22428
The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
Quote #8776
Let the coming hour overflow with joy, and let pleasure drown the brim.