Elayne Boosler Quote #10017 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Mark Twain Quote #12116 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...
Steven Wright, Standup Comedy Routine Quote #8750 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
Georges Jacques Danton, to his executioner Quote #3444 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
Martin Gardner, "The Mathematical Magic Show" Quote #6154 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical...
Berthold Auerbach Quote #25107 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
Tori Amos Quote #10795 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I guess you go too far when pianos try to be guitars.
John Atkinson Quote #25054 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you don’t run your own life, somebody else will.
Danish Proverb Quote #22428 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
William Shakespeare Quote #8776 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Let the coming hour overflow with joy, and let pleasure drown the brim.