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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
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We cannot tell the precise moment when friendship formed. As in filling a vessel...
Quote #23184
Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press and that cannot be limited...
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #3139
One should never know too precisely whom one has married.
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Every man … should periodically be compelled to listen to opinions which are infuriating...
Quote #10344
Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
Quote #15471
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Quote #27146
Don’t try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...