Quote #24901
It could be said that the AIDS pandemic is a classic own-goal scored by...
Quote #8774
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #21886
Those who wish to sing always find a song.
Quote #11571
When you have a child, the world has a hostage.
Quote #464
Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.
Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
Quote #529
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
Quote #9759
Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with...
Quote #29598
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
Quote #26819
God laughs, it seems, because God knows how it all turns out in the...