Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he...
Quote #13530
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
Quote #2341
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which...
Quote #21553
Don’t dwell on reality it will only keep you from greatness.
Quote #28802
If you play it safe in life you’ve decided that you don’t want to...
Quote #29681
Anything that one imagines of God apart from Christ is only useless thinking and...
Quote #29661
When God wants to speak and deal with us, he does not avail himself...
Quote #34545
It is a great ability to be able to conceal one’s ability.
Quote #7352
Above all things, reverence yourself.