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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the...
Quote #3327
Like the ski resort full of girls hunting for husbands and husbands hunting for...
Quote #34504
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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He talked with more claret than clarity.
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Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it....
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Ultimately, contentment is more a shift in attitude than a change in circumstances.
Quote #34575
Im telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe Im discovering that...