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It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are...
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When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those...
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Good judgement is the result of experience … Experience is the result of bad...
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Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.
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Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you. Their...