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Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward.
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I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your...
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If I had the time to sit down and write a thank-you note to...
Quote #23262
To do great work a man must be very idle as well as very...
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #9893
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
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I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but...
Quote #19547
You spend all your life trying to do something they put people in asylums...
Quote #9640
You know when people are stupid, it frustrates me.
Quote #31977
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...