Quote #26977
To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend...
Quote #10339
If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.
Quote #33724
We spend most of our time and energy in a kind of horizontal thinking....
Quote #27033
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe...
Quote #15403
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
Quote #31398
Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell...
Quote #346
I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.
Quote #168
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
Quote #6524
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
Quote #20560
Nothing lasts forever–not even your troubles.