Quote #34503
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #1367
The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on...
Quote #10677
All art is quite useless.
Quote #1964
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
Quote #19323
You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Quote #1442
Journal writing is a voyage to the interior.
Quote #25521
I wasn’t put on this Earth to make you feel like a man.
Quote #23190
No more good must be attempted than the people can bear.
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.