Quote #17289
The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on...
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The most successful businessman is the man who holds onto the old just as...
Quote #13044
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Quote #23555
Success is a journey, not a destination.
Quote #34013
I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it’s half because I...
Quote #7070
I will not add another word.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #6395
He who walks in another?s tracks leaves no footprints.
Quote #983
It has beeen said that the love of money is the root of all...
Quote #27784
To be surprised, to wonder, is to begin to understand.